英文笑话

　　Two Pieces of Cake

　　Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?

　　Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!

　　两块蛋糕

　　汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗?

　　妈妈：当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧!

　　After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date.

　　和相亲对象呆了一晚上后，男人再也受不了了。

　　Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.

　　他事先安排了个朋友给他打电话，这样他就能借故先离开了。

　　When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."

　　当他回到桌边，他垂下眼睛，装出一副阴沉的表情，说：“有个不幸的消息，我的祖父刚刚去世了。”

　　"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"

　　“谢天谢地!”他的.约会对象说，“如果你的祖父不死，我的祖父就得死了!”

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