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2024-09-05 01:00:00

学学英语笑话

  Teacher: Where does God live?

  老师:上帝住哪儿?

  Student: I think he lives in our bathroom.

  学生:我想他应该住我家浴室。

  Teacher: Why do you say that?

  老师:为什么这么说?

  Student: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, "God, are you still in there?"

  学生:因为每天早上我爸都猛敲浴室的`大门喊:“上帝啊,你怎么还在里面?”

英语笑话二

  Teacher: Tom and John! Why are you late for school today?

  老师:汤姆!约翰!你俩今天为什么迟到了!

  Tom: Madam, I lost a one-dollar coin and was searching for it.

  汤姆:老师,我一直在找我丢失的一美元硬币。

  Teachear: John, what about you?

  老师:那么你呢,约翰?

  John: Madam, I was not able to move beacause I was hiding that coin under my feet.

  约翰:老师,我不能动啊,我把他的硬币藏脚底下了。


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