学学英语笑话

一

　　Teacher: Where does God live?

　　老师：上帝住哪儿?

　　Student: I think he lives in our bathroom.

　　学生：我想他应该住我家浴室。

　　Teacher: Why do you say that?

　　老师：为什么这么说?

　　Student: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, "God, are you still in there?"

　　学生：因为每天早上我爸都猛敲浴室的`大门喊：“上帝啊，你怎么还在里面?”

英语笑话二

　　Teacher: Tom and John! Why are you late for school today?

　　老师：汤姆!约翰!你俩今天为什么迟到了!

　　Tom: Madam, I lost a one-dollar coin and was searching for it.

　　汤姆：老师，我一直在找我丢失的一美元硬币。

　　Teachear: John, what about you?

　　老师：那么你呢，约翰?

　　John: Madam, I was not able to move beacause I was hiding that coin under my feet.

　　约翰：老师，我不能动啊，我把他的硬币藏脚底下了。

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