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关于 笑话英文版一: Son: Why are hen's legs so short?Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their eggs into pieces when laying? 关于 笑话英文版二: I answered the phone one evening and quickly realized the voice on the other end belonged to a telemarketer.Good evening, he said, may I speak with Leah Jonason?She is a baby, I replied.All right, said the caller, I'll try again later. 关于 笑话英文版三: One day a bunch of naughty children wanted to make fun of him and said to him: There are birds' eggs on that tree. Will you get them for us please? We can't climb up.Loath to disappoint the children, he was ready to climb the tree. But knowing that the mischievous(淘气的) youngsters would make off with his boots if he left them on the ground, he tied them to his waist-band before he started the climb.We'll take care of your boots for you! the children chorused.No, thank you! was he reply. I am a busy man. And as soon as I've got the eggs for you, I'll make my way home along the tree-tops.类似笑话
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