让人捧腹大笑的英语笑话
恭维话 Compliment Compliment "Larry! Come here!" said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, " I’ve just had a call from Mrs. Harrison about your behavior to her Doris at the school dance last night. You wretched, rude boy!" "I was nice to her, Mum, really I was!" protested the youth. "I even paid her a compliment when we had a dance." "Did you, indeed?" said his mother grimly, "And what exactly did you say?" "I said, Gosh, Doris, you sweat less than any fat girl I’ve ever danced with!" 恭维话 “拉里，你过来!”妈妈放下电话后生气地说，“我刚才接到哈里森夫人地电话，她告诉我你在昨晚的学校舞会上对多丽丝行为不好，你可耻，粗鲁!” “妈妈，我对她很好，真的!”小伙子不服气地说。“当我和她跳舞时我还说了一句恭维她的话。” “你真的这么做的吗?”妈妈严厉地问。“你的原话是怎么说的?” “我说，啊呀，多丽丝，你比我跳过舞的`任何胖姑娘出汗都少!” I'm Glad 我很高兴 A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?Please, teacher, said a small boy, I've made someone glad yesterday.Well done. Who was that?My granny.Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I'm going home,’ and she said, ‘Well, I'm glad’! 一个主日学校的老师正在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。现在，孩子们，她说：你们当中有谁让别人高兴过?我，老师，一个小男孩说：昨天我就使别人高兴过。做得好，是谁呢?我奶奶。好孩子，现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。是这样的，老师。我昨天去看她，在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她说：‘啊，我很高兴!’ 大手 Big hands Big hands Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have? tudent: Big hands. 大手 老师：如果我左手上有7个桔子，右手上有8个桔子。那么我有什么? 学生：大手。推荐阅读：
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