精选3则英语小笑话

　　How to Become Rich 如何致富

　　Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.

　　Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.

　　Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.

　　弟弟：我看见你亲我姐姐了，如果你不给我五分钱，我就告诉我爸。

　　姐姐的男朋友：不要那样做。给你五分钱。

　　弟弟：我这个月已经赚了一块两毛五了。

　　I'm Glad 我很高兴

　　A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?

　　Please, teacher, said a small boy, I've made someone glad yesterday.

　　Well done. Who was that?

　　My granny.

　　Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.

　　Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I'm going home,’ and she said, ‘Well, I'm glad’!

　　一个主日学校的老师正在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。现在，孩子们，她说：你们当中有谁让别人高兴过?

　　我，老师，一个小男孩说：昨天我就使别人高兴过。

　　做得好，是谁呢?

　　我奶奶。

　　好孩子，现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。

　　是这样的，老师。我昨天去看她，在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她说：‘啊，我很高兴!’

　　Boy, Oh Boy 让人无奈的'孩子

　　When they're together, my five-year-old son and his cousin tend to cause mayhem. one Saturday, I put my foot down. "All right, you two," I said sternly. "No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting, teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting."

　　As I turned to leave, I heard my son say, "C'mon, Steven, let's get dirty . "

　　我五岁的儿子和他的表弟在一起的时候，总要招来大乱。一个星期六，我开始抗议了。“好啦，你们两个，”我严厉地说，“不许叫喊，不许乱拿，不许哭闹，不许乱敲，不许取笑，不许扯淡，不许弄坏玩具，不许乱抓，不许打架。” 我刚转身要走，就听我儿子说：“来，斯蒂文，我们来把自己弄脏吧。”