超爆笑的英语笑话

　　超爆笑的一：

　　Harry saw an ad in a window. It said: Wanted. The Best Sales- man in the World. Top Pay.

　　I' m a great salesman. Harry told himself. I can sell anything. I'll go in and ask for that job.

　　He went into the building and spoke to the manager.

　　I'm the best salesman in the world, he said. Give me the job.

　　You must prove you're the best, the manager said.

　　I'll pass every test you give me. Harry told him.

　　Good.

　　The manager took a box of candy out of his desk .

　　Last week, I bought a thousand boxes of this candy. If you can sell them all before the end of the week, you can have the job.

　　That's easy, Harry said.

　　He took the box of candy and left the office.

　　Every day and all day, he went from shop to shop, trying to sell boxes of the candy .

　　He couldn't sell one.

　　The candy was so bad he couldn't even give it away.

　　At the end of the week he went back to the manager.

　　I'm sorry, sir, he said, I was wrong about myself . I'm not the best salesman in the world, but I know who is.

　　Oh, said the manager. Who?

　　The person who sold you a thousand boxes of this candy, Harry said.

　　超爆笑的`英语笑话二：

　　Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words:

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1, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said, I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student.

　　When Peter went home, his father asked him what he had learned at school. Peter said at once, I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to his mother) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student His father got angry and said, I, I am your father; (then pointing to his wife) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son.

　　The next morning at school, the teacher asked Peter if he had learned the three words by heart. Yes, he said proudly, I, I am your father; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son.

　　超爆笑的英语笑话三：

　　The girl found the go-between and said, You cheated me ! One of his eyes is not true. Why didn't you tell me this before ?

　　I have told you. said the go-between with justice on his side, When you met first, I told you that he settled on you with one eye. 112.一眼就看中

　　姑娘找到媒人，说：你欺骗了我。他的一只眼是假眼，你以前为什么不告诉我?

　　怎么没告诉你?媒人也不甘示弱，你们第一回见面后，我就说，他一眼就看中你了。