英语笑话 三年级

　　 三年级一：Notadancer

　　A lady went to a pet shop to buy a parakeet. She asked the clerk for a bird that could sing. The man sold her a parakeet, and she took it home. There, she examined the bird and found out it had a broken leg. She returned to the store with the bird and told the clerk that the bird had a broken leg. "Lady," he answered, "when you brought the bird, you asked for a singer, not a dancer."

　　英语笑话 三年级二：Itlookslikepoppedrain

　　A little girl from South was seeing snow for the first time. "Oh, Mommy," she cried excitedly, "What is it?"

　　"That’s snow, dear," answered her mother, "What did you think it was?"

　　"It looks like popped rain!"

　　英语笑话 三年级三：Yes,thereis

　　My wife came home yesterday and said, "Honey, the car won’t start, but I know what the problem is."

　　I asked her what it was, and she told me there was water in the carburetor(化油器). I thought for a moment, then said, "You know, I don’t mean this offensively, but you don’t know the carburetor from the accelerator."

　　"No, there’s definitely water in the carburetor," she insisted.

　　"OK Honey, that’s fine, I’ll just go take a look. Where is it?"

　　"In the lake."