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2024-05-07 01:00:00

I wasn't dead

  A young man fell into a state of coma, but recovered before his friends had buried him. One of them asked what it felt like to be dead.

  "Dead!" he exclaimed. "I wasn't dead. And I knew I wasn't, because my feet were cold and I was hungry."

  "But how did that make you sure?"

  "Well, I knew that if I were in heaven I shouldn't be hungry, and if I was in the other place my feet wouldn't be cold."

  一个年轻人昏死了过去,但是当他的朋友们要掩埋他的时候却又苏醒过来。他的一个朋友问他死的`感觉是怎样的。

  “死!”他喊道“我并没有死,我知道我没死,因为我的脚是凉的,而我又很饿。”

  “你怎么能肯定你没死?”

  “当然哪,我知道如果我上了天堂,我就不会觉得饿;如果我下到地狱,那我的脚就不会是凉的了。”

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