英语爆笑小笑话大全
1、Part-time Job 兼职工作 When my son was a high-school sophomore, he gota part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket.He came home all smiles. 我儿子在一所中学读二年级时，在一家超级市场找到了一份包装食品的兼职工作。他满面笑容地回到了家。 "How was your first day?" I asked. “第一天感觉如何?”我问。 "It was great, Dad," he replied. "I got to talk to somegood-looking girls." “好极了，爸爸。”他答道，“我跟许多漂亮的女孩子说话了。” Since Stephen is not very talkative, I asked, "What did you say to them?" 由于斯蒂芬不善言谈，我问道：“你跟她们说了些什么?” "Do you prefer paper or plastic?" “你是喜欢纸包装还是塑料包装?”
2、Too Much 太浓了 I used to have a job painting clown faces on childrenat a flea market. Each day when I arrived, I'd paintmy own face first. One morning as I examined mymakeup in the rest room, I was pleased that myclown white looked even, my mouth and nose shonea suitably garish red, and my bright purple eyebrowsformed perfect triangles. I also noticed a woman at asink nearby watching me and shaking her headdisapprovingly. Finally, on her way out, she tappedmy shoulder and whispered, "Too much!" 我曾经在跳蚤市场有一份工作，就是把孩子们的脸化妆成小丑。每天来之后，我都要把自己的脸先化好妆。一天早上，我在洗手间检查我化妆的.情况，看到自己装扮小丑的白色妆化得很均匀，嘴巴和鼻子上闪着耀眼的红色，恰到好处，鲜亮的紫色眉毛呈完美的三角形，我高兴极了。可我也注意到盥洗槽旁边有个女人，她一直看着我，还不以为然地摇着头。最后，她要出去的时候，拍拍我的肩膀，对我悄悄地说道：“太浓了!”
3、Early Shopping It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolentmood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are youcharged with?" he asked. 时值圣诞节，所以法官在审讯犯人时动了恻隐之心。 “你为什么被控告?”他问道。 "Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied thedefendant. “我圣诞节购物太早了。”被告回答。 "That's no offense," replied the judge, "How earlywere you doing this shopping?" “这并没有犯法。”法官回答：“你多早就去购物了?” "Before the store opened," countered the prisoner. “商店还没开门呢。”犯人回答道。