搞笑英语笑话 翻译

　　搞笑 翻译一：

　　George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, "Can Albert come out to play? ""No," said the mother, "It's too cold. ""Well, then, " said George, "Can his football come out to play ?"

　　乔冶敲着他朋友家的.门。当朋友的妈妈来应门时，他问：“阿尔伯特可以出来玩吗?”“不行，”那位妈妈说，“天气太冷了。”“ 噢，那么，” 乔冶， “他的足球可以出来玩吗?”

　　搞笑英语笑话 翻译二：

　　It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.

　　"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.

　　"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"

　　"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.

　　那天是圣诞节，法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐之心。“你为什么而被起诉?”他问。

　　“采购圣诞节物品过早。”被告答。

　　“这不算犯法，”法官回答，“你购物多早?”

　　在商店开门之前，“犯人应道。

　　搞笑英语笑话 翻译三：

　　Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?Tommy: Quarters.Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?Tommy: Hamburger.

　　师：如果我把一块牛排切成两半的两半，我能得到几块儿?汤米：四块。老师：那我要是再切两次，我能得到什么呢?汤米：汉堡。