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初中英语笑话小短文

  A Special Footbal1 Match

  Mike was late for school.He said to his teacher,Mr. Black,“Excuse me for my coming late,sir. I watched a football match in my dream.”

  "Why did it make you late2”inquired the teacher.

  “Because neither team could win the game,so it lasted a long time,”replied Mike.

  特殊的足球赛

  迈克上学迟到了。他对布莱克老师说:“对不起,我迟到了,老师。我梦见了一场足球赛。”

  老师问:“那为什么会使你迟到呢?”

  迈克回答说:“因为两个队不分胜负,因此持续了很长时间。”

  Visiting A Chicken Farm

  One day,a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator,a chick just got out of it’s eggshell.

  "It's wonderful to see a little thing come out from the eggshell,isn't it's it?”the teacher said.

  "Yes,sir,"said one of the boys,“But it would be more wonderful if we knew that how a chick gets into its eggshell beforehand.”

  参观养鸡场

  老师带学生到养鸡场参观,当他们走近孵化器时,刚好一只小鸡破壳而出。

  “看见一个小生命从蛋壳里出来,很奇妙,是不是?”老师说。

  “是的,老师,”一个男学生说,“可是,如果我们知道它是怎样事先钻进蛋壳里的那就更奇妙了。”

  A Small Boy and a Donkey

  A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad(少年,小伙子) . What are you holding onto your brother so tight for, sonny? asked one of them.So he won't join the army, the youngster replied without blinking an eye.

  小男孩与驴子

  一个小男孩牵着头驴子穿过部队营房。两名士兵想跟小家伙开个玩笑:小孩,你把你哥哥牵得这么紧干什么?这样,他就不会去参军了。小家伙眼都不眨地回答道。

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