英语笑话 JokesAboutDeath

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　　OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their class

　　OLD TELEpHONES never die, they just stop ringing

　　OLD THERMODYNAMICISTS never die, they just achieve their state -- of maximum entropy

　　OLD TIRE TUBES never die, they just get punctured

　　OLD TRASH never dies, they just bury it

　　OLD TRIGONOMETRY TEACHERS never die, they just lose their identities

　　OLD TROMBONISTS never die - they just slide away...

　　OLD TRUCK DRIVERS never die; they just get a new peterbilt

　　OLD TV SHOWS never die, they just get rerun on Nickelodeon

　　OLD TV SOAp STARS never die, they become pathetic

　　OLD GOAL UMpIRES never die, they just get flagged down -- umpires as in Australian Rules Football

　　OLD USENETTERS never die, they just become unresponsive

　　OLD VACATIONERS never die, they just don‘t come back

　　OLD VIOLINISTS never die - they just become unstrung.

　　OLD VOICEMAIL SYSTEMS never die, they just stop answering