精彩一分钟英语笑话

　　笑话是幽默的载体，一个成功的笑话能流传千古，听者和讲者都会感到快乐、欣喜，拍掌叫好!生活需要笑话，今天我们就一起来看看精彩一分钟吧!

　　精彩一分钟英语笑话(一)

　　A young girl's likes

　　A young girl was asked by her mother, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" The girl replied, "I want to be an old maid."

　　Her mother was surprised to hear that, and said, "Oh,dear, why?" The girl said, "I don't think I would like to kiss a man so many times and to tell him he handsome every time. I will get bored. I like to go shopping, so I'd rather earn money to buy things for myself."

　　一个少女的母亲问她：“你长大后想干什么呀?”少女说：“我想做个老姑娘。”

　　她的母亲听到这话感到非常惊讶。她说：“啊，亲爱的，这是为什么呀?”少女说：“我觉得我不会老是要去亲一个男人，而且每次还要说他很帅。我会感到厌倦的。我喜欢逛商店，所以我宁愿去赚钱给自己买东西。”

　　精彩一分钟英语笑话(二)

　　One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?"

　　一天，有一个城市里的.游客来到一个小乡村，在乡间路上开着车，想看看农庄是什么样子，也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地 上，手中抱着一头猪，并把它举得高高的，好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。城里人对农夫说，"我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的，但是，这不是很浪费时间吗?"那位农夫 回答说，"时间对猪有什么意义?"

　　精彩一分钟英语笑话(三)

　　JOY,it\'s timeto go to bed.

　　joy,该去睡觉了。{妈妈}

　　ok,Mum.i\'m coming!

　　哦，这就睡!{joy}

　　Have a sweet dream,joy.good night!

　　做个甜甜的梦哦，晚安!{妈妈}

　　good niggt,Mum!

　　晚安，妈妈!{joy}

　　Sweet dream...how?

　　甜甜的梦。。。。到底怎么才能做个甜甜的梦呢?{joy}

　　Bingo!

　　有了!{joy}

　　joy,wahay are you doing?

　　the candy will make your teeth ache!

　　joy,你怎么睡前还吃糖啊!会牙疼的!{妈妈}

　　(joy,举着糖，看着妈妈。){joy}

　　But you told me to have a sweet dream...

　　不是你说要我做个甜甜的美梦的吗。。。{joy}

　　。。。。。。。。{妈妈}