爆冷英语笑话
为什么大象不用电脑?5个冷暴你 1) Q: Why won’t the elephant use the computer? A: He’s afraid of the mouse! 鼠标和老鼠的英文皆为mouse： mouse [maʊs] n. 鼠标;老鼠;胆小羞怯的人 2) Q: Which are the stronger days of the week? A: Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays. week和weak同音： week [wiːk] n. 周，星期 weak [wiːk] adj. 疲软的';虚弱的;无力的;不牢固的 3) Q: Which runs faster, hot or cold? A: Hot. Everyone can catch a cold. catch有抓住的意思，catch acold是感冒的意思 4) Q: How did the soldier fit his tank in his house? A: It was a fish tank. tank n. 坦克;水槽;池塘 fish tank 鱼缸，金鱼缸 5) Q: How can you tell the ocean is friendly? A: It waves. wave有波涛翻滚的意思，也有挥手致意的意思 wave [weɪv] n. 波动;波浪;高潮;挥手示意;卷曲 vt. 卷(烫)发;向…挥手示意;使成波浪形 vi. 波动;起伏;挥手示意;摇动;呈波形