英语笑话 Soonerorlater
推荐一篇超级搞笑的，非常适合哄女朋友开心。 A thief with a long record was brought before the judge. Judge: Have you ever stolen things? Thief: Oh, now and then. Judge: And where have you stolen these things? Thief: Oh, here and there. Judge: Right. Lock him up, officer. Thief: Hey, when do I get out jail? Judge: Oh, sooner or later.