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　　A boy at a swimming pool climbed up to the high diving board. He paused, lifted his arms, and was about to dive when the attendant came running up, shouting, "Don't dive - there's no water in that pool!"

　　一个男孩爬上游泳池的高台跳水板。他停顿了一下，抬起手臂，准备跳水时服务员跑过来了，高喊“不要跳水——泳池里没有水!”

　　"That's OK," said the boy. "I can't swim! "

　　男孩说：“没事，我不会游泳!”

　　常见体育项目说法：

　　race：跑

　　high jump：跳高

　　long jump：跳远

　　gymnastics：体操

　　skiing：滑雪

　　football：足球

　　basketball：篮球

　　volleyball：排球