爆笑笑话英语版

　　爆笑笑话英语版一：

　　The girl found the go-between and said, "You cheated me ! One of his eyes is not true. Why didn't you tell me this before ?"　　"I have told you. " said the go-between with justice on his side, When you met first, I told you that he settled on you with one eye.

　　爆笑笑话英语版二：

　　Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn't know any words.　　One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a note and asked his servant to take it to this rich man. 　　After the servant gave the note to the rich man, he pretended to be reading it and after a while, he said, "OK, I know. Go and tell your master, I'll go myself shortly.

　　爆笑笑话英语版三：

　　Deciding to do some back-yard landscaping, my father-in-law went to the brickyard to buy quantity of brick. When he asked the salesclerk about the cost, the man replied. "The more you buy, the cheaper they are."　　"'is that so?" said my father-in-law." Then just keep loading them on my truck until they're free.