英文笑话短剧

　　英文笑话短剧一：

　　Brown: I'm sorry to see you so unwell. Have you seen the doctor?Jack: Yes. I'm having three baths a day.Brown: What for?Jack: Don't know, doctor's orders. He gave me some medicine and told me to follow the directions on the bottle, which read:" One tablespoonful to be taken three times a day in water."

　　英文笑话短剧二：

　　There was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing(耕地) , and his horse immediately galloped(疾驰，飞奔) five miles to the nearest town and returned, carrying a doctor on his back."That’s a pretty smart horse," the farmer’s friend later observed."Well, he’s not really so smart," the farmer said. "The doctor he brought back was a veterinarian!"

　　英文笑话短剧三：

　　A fat lady walked into the dress shop. "I'd like to see a dress that would fit me," she told the clerk."So would I," said the tactless clerk.