囧人经典英语笑话

　　看一些，能让我们在开心的同时学习英语，何乐而不为呢?以下是yjbys笑话栏目准备的囧人经典英语笑话，一起来爆笑吧!

　　囧人经典英语笑话

　　We Left Nothing 　　Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She 　　locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman 　　on the door: "NOBODY HOME. DON’T LEAVE ANYTHING." 　　When she got back that night, she found her door broken open and her house ransacked. On the note she had left, she found the following message added: 　　"THANKS! WE HAVEN’T LEFT ANYTHING!"

　　布朗太太要外出一天。 她锁好了房门，在门上给送牛奶的人钉了一张便条：“家里没人，请不要留下任何东西!” 她当天晚上回家后发现房间门被撞开，房子被洗劫一空。在她留给送奶人的便条上，她发现被补充了一句：“谢谢!我们什么也没留下!”

　　囧人经典英语笑话

　　While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday.

　　旅途中，妈妈想起她忘记给爸爸买一件生日礼物。

　　"That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey."

　　“没关系”，他说，“我最想要的东西是你的'爱、忠贞和温顺”。

　　Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."

　　妈妈沉思片刻后回答说，“我宁愿给你买一件礼物”。

　　囧人经典英语笑话

　　One Point

　　Hanging in the hallway at Whites High School in Wabash, Ind., and the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year -"62-63", "63-64", "64-65", etc.

　　One day I spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos. Turning to me, he said, "Isn't it strange how the teams always lost by one point?"

　　一分之差

　　位于印第安那州瓦巴西的怀兹中学，其门厅里悬挂着过去四十年间样篮球队的照片。每幅照片前排中间的队员举着一个篮球，上面标明年份-“62-63”，“63-64”，“64-65”等等。

　　一天，我看到一个新生很困惑地看着照片。他朝我转过身来，说道：“多奇怪呀，这些队都是以一分之差输掉的!"