英语幽默笑话短文 - 笑话

英语幽默笑话短文

笑话 短文 英语笑话 | 更新于: 2025-06-28 01:00:00

英语幽默笑话短文

  Boy, Oh Boy 让人无奈的孩子

  When they're together, my five-year-old son and hiscousin tend to cause mayhem. one Saturday, I put my foot down. "All right,you two," I said sternly. "No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting,teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting."

  As I turned to leave, I heard my son say, "C'mon, Steven, let's get dirty. "

 

  我五岁的儿子和他的`表弟在一起的时候,总要招来大乱。一个星期六,我开始抗议了。“好啦,你们两个,”我严厉地说,“不许叫喊,不许乱拿,不许哭闹,不许乱敲,不许取笑,不许扯淡,不许弄坏玩具,不许乱抓,不许打架。” 我刚转身要走,就听我儿子说:“来,斯蒂文,我们来把自己弄脏吧。”

回到顶部