英语幽默笑话短文

　　Boy, Oh Boy 让人无奈的孩子

　　When they're together, my five-year-old son and hiscousin tend to cause mayhem. one Saturday, I put my foot down. "All right,you two," I said sternly. "No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting,teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting."

　　As I turned to leave, I heard my son say, "C'mon, Steven, let's get dirty. "

 

　　我五岁的儿子和他的`表弟在一起的时候，总要招来大乱。一个星期六，我开始抗议了。“好啦，你们两个，”我严厉地说，“不许叫喊，不许乱拿，不许哭闹，不许乱敲，不许取笑，不许扯淡，不许弄坏玩具，不许乱抓，不许打架。” 我刚转身要走，就听我儿子说：“来，斯蒂文，我们来把自己弄脏吧。”