超短英文笑话

　　超短英文笑话一：

　　Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.

　　Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!

　　超短英文笑话二：

　　Teacher: Why do we sometimes call the Middle Ages the Dark Ages?

　　Betty: Because they had so many knights.

　　超短英文笑话三：

　　A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman siting on a bench, passionately kissing.

　　"Why don't you do that?" said the wife.

　　"Honey," replied her husband, "I don't even know that woman!"