带翻译搞笑的英语笑话

　　The Perfect Son

　　A: I have the perfect son.

　　B: Does he smoke?

　　A: No, he doesn't.

　　B: Does he drink whiskey?

　　A: No, he doesn't.

　　B: Does he ever come home late?

　　A: No, he doesn't.

　　B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?

　　A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

 

　　完美儿子

　　A:我有一个很完美的儿子.

　　B:他抽烟吗?

　　A:不抽.

　　B:他喝威士忌酒吗?

　　A:不喝.

　　B:他会不会很晚回家?

　　A:不会.

　　B:我想你确实有一个完美儿子. 那他多大了?

　　A:下个星期三就满6个月了.