英语笑话带翻译简短

　　带翻译简短一：

　　There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, "Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!"

　　Herman says,"I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!"

　　一位高龄老人开着车在高速公路上驾车时，接到了妻子打来的电话，妻子焦急地告诉他说，“赫尔曼，小心!我刚从电台上听到报道说，在280号公路上有一个疯子正在开车逆行!”

　　赫尔曼说，“我知道，可是不是一个，而是成百上千个!”

　　英语笑话带翻译简短二：

　　A: I saw seven girls share one umbrella and none of them got wet.B: Oh, that must be a very big umbrella.A: No, it wasn't raining

　　.A：我看见7个女孩共撑一把伞却没有一个被淋湿。B：啊?那一定是把很大的伞吧!A：不是，当时并没有下雨。

　　英语笑话带翻译简短三：

　　At the radio station where I worked, the manager called me into his office to preview a new sound-effects package we were considering purchasing. He closed the door so we wouldn't bother people in the outer office.After listening to a few routine sound effects, we started playing around with low moans,maniacal(疯狂的) screams, hysterical(歇斯底里的) laughter, pleading and gunshots. When I finally opened the door and passed the manager's secretary, she looked up and inquired, Asking for a raise again?

　　我在一家电台工作。经理把我叫进他的办公室，让我预试一下我们准备购买的一套新的.音响效果设备。他关上门，以免打扰外面办公室的人。听了几个常规的音响效果后，我们开始试听低声的呻吟，狂乱的尖叫，歇斯底里的大笑，哀求声和枪声。最后我开门出去，从经理秘书旁边经过时，她抬起头问道：又要求加薪了?