初一英语笑话

　　初一一：Makeyourownbed

　　Farmer: If you want to spend the night here, you’ll have to make your own bed.

　　Traveling salesman: That’s perfectly all right.

　　Farmer: Here’s a hammer and saw. Good night.

　　初一英语笑话二：Aren’tthereenoughships

　　Two young men who were joining the Navy were asked, "Do you know how to swim?"

　　They both looked puzzled , and one replied, "What’s the matter, aren’t there

　　enough ships? "