初一英语笑话
初一一：Makeyourownbed Farmer: If you want to spend the night here, you’ll have to make your own bed. Traveling salesman: That’s perfectly all right. Farmer: Here’s a hammer and saw. Good night. 初一英语笑话二：Aren’tthereenoughships Two young men who were joining the Navy were asked, "Do you know how to swim?" They both looked puzzled , and one replied, "What’s the matter, aren’t there enough ships? "