低智商英语笑话大全爆笑
有一天，俺商店里来了个外国人买西餐料。他选好一样东西，俺就在计算器上摁出价钱给他看。当然俺有点不好意思了，而且俺还会句英语。 于是，俺就对他说： “I am sorry”。 “I am sorry， too”外国人回答。 “I am sorry three”我道。 “What are you sorry for?” 外国人问。 “I am sorry five”我说…… 男：Can I buyyou a drink?(我可以为你买一杯饮料吗?) 女：ActuallyI''d rather have the money.(不必，我我宁愿留下那些钱。) 男：this seatempty?(直译：这个座位是空的吧?) 女：Yes, andthis one will be if you sit down.(是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。) 男：Haven't I seen you some place before?(我好像以前在什么地方见过你?) 女：Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.(是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的'原因。) 男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?(这个星期六你想跟我出去吗?) 女：Sorry. I''m having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。这个周末我头疼。) 男：Can I have your name?(直译：我能有你的名字吗?) 女：Why? Don't you already have one? (为什么?你不是已经有一个了吗?) 男：I think I could make you very happy.(我想我能让你非常快乐。) 女：Why? Are you leaving?(是吗?你是说你要离开?) A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala(欢庆的) charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution. "Great idea!" the chicken cried."Let's offer hem ham and eggs?" "Not so fast," said the pig testily. "For you, that's a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment." 一只猪和一只鸡路过一所教堂，那里有一场盛大慈善活动正在进行着。 在精神上收到触动的猪向小鸡提出建议：他们每个人作出点自己的贡献。 “好主意!”鸡尖叫道，“让我们给腿和鸡蛋吧?” “着什么急”猪不耐烦地说，“对你来说，是一个贡献，对我来说，这是一个完全的献身。”