冷笑话英语版

　　冷笑话英语版一：

　　While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . "Mump umn Kmpfhm," was all I heard.　　"Drew," I scolded, "no one can understand a word you're saying. 　　"He says he wants some ketchup," my husband said calmly 　　A woman sitting nearby leaned over and asked, "How in the world did you understand him?" 　　"I'm a dentist," my husband explained.

　　冷笑话英语版二：

　　Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, "Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?"　　Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said, "So, you want to switch seats?"

　　冷笑话英语版三：

　　Wherever I drove my old car over 55 miles per hour ,it vibrated terribly, so I decided to sell it. My first customer wanted to buy the car, and I battled with my conscience over whether or not to tell him of the vehicle's problem. Finally I did the right thing. Expecting him to drop the deal, I was surprised by his reply.　　"That's okay," he said. "I'm buying this car for my daughter. If she complains about a vibration, I'll know she's driving too fast. "