笑破肚皮的英语笑话
1 Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please? Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two! 汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗? 妈妈：当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧! 2 A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" 小男孩问他的'父亲：“爸爸，结婚要花多少钱?” His father replied, "I don't know, son, because I'm still paying for it now." 他的父亲回答说：“儿子，我不知道，因为我现在还在为它付账呢。” 3 “闺女，香蕉用英语怎么说? ”“banana!” “苹果呢?” “iPhone!” “那大苹果呢?” “iPad!” 4 Student A: When do people talk least? Student B: In February. Student A: Why? Student B: Because February is the shortest month of a year. 学生甲：人们在什么时候说话最少?学生乙：在二月。学生甲：为什么呢?学生乙：因为二月是一年中最短的一个月。 ps: 新做一个网站：名言佳句： https://quotes.go2live.cn/, 请君欣赏。