Can you write in the dark

　　A daughter came home and asked, "Daddy, can you write in the dark?"

　　Her father said, "I think so; what do you want me to write?"

　　"Oh, just your name on this report card!"

　　一个小女孩回家以后问爸爸说：“您可以在黑暗中写字吗?”

　　爸爸回答：“应该可以。你要我写什么?”

　　“喔，只要在这张成绩单上签名就行了!”