笑出腹肌英语笑话

　　笑话是幽默的载体，一个成功的笑话能流传千古，听者和讲者都会感到快乐、欣喜，拍掌叫好!今天我们就一起来看看笑出腹肌吧!

　　笑出腹肌英语笑话(一)

　　Egg Rolling.

　　滚彩蛋

　　In England, Germany and some other countries, children rolled eggs down hills on Easter morning, a game which has been connected to the rolling away of the rock from Jesus Christ's tomb when he was resurrected.在英格兰，德国和其他一些国家，孩子们在复活节早上把蛋从山坡上滚下来。这是个和耶稣复活时滚走他坟墓上的石头头关系的游戏。 British settlers brought this custom to the New World.英国殖民者把这个习俗带去了美洲。

　　笑出腹肌英语笑话(二)

　　A Good Boy

　　Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

　　"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

　　"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

　　"She is the one who sells the candy."

　　好孩子

　　小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

　　“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”

　　“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”

　　笑出腹肌英语笑话(三)

　　A woman was dissatisfied with her next-door neighbor. She told her friend that the neighbor was a poor housekeeper, her house was not clean and her children were dirty. Then she complained that one was almost disgraced by living near such a neighbor.

　　"Just look," she said, "at those clothes and those sheets and pillow cases she has hung outside all with black streaks up and down."

　　Her friend stepped to the window, raised it and looked out. Then he said: "It seems the clothes are very clean. The streaks that you see are on your own window."

　　有个女人对他的隔壁邻居很不满意，跟她的朋友说这个邻居不是个好主妇，说她家里不干净，孩子们都脏。还抱怨说和这样的'邻居住得这么近几乎是很不体面的。

　　她说：“你就看看吧，她挂在外面的那些衣服以及那些床单和枕头套，上上下下都有一些黑斑纹。”

　　她的朋友走到窗前去，推开窗子看了看外面，然后说：“那些衣服看来非常干净。你看到的那些斑纹都是你自己窗子上的。”