英语幽默故事带翻译

　　英语幽默故事带翻译一：

　　DID YOUR DAD HELP YOU? One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and said to him, "You got all your homework right this time, Tim. What happened? Did your father help you?" "No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all myself," said Tim.

　　一天，蒂姆的`数学老师看了他的作业，发现他全做对了。老师很高兴，同时也十分惊讶。他把蒂姆叫到桌前说："蒂姆，你这次的作业全都做对了，怎么回事?你爸爸帮你做了吗?" "不，先生，我爸爸昨天很忙，我不得不全由自己做了。"

　　英语幽默故事带翻译二：

　　Fishing Larry and Harry drove 500 miles to go fishing. They paid a huge sum to rent a cabin, a similar about to rent a boat. They fished for three days and caught only one fish between them. On the way home, Harry fiddled with a calculator while Larry drove. After an hour, Harry said, "Do you realize that this one fish we caught cost us almost $

---

2,000?" "Wow!" Larry said, "It's a good thing we didn't catch any more."

　　拉里和哈里驱车500英里去钓鱼。两人花了一大笔钱租了一间小屋，又花了差不多同样的钱租了一条船。两人钓了三天，只钓到一条鱼。 　　在回家的路上，拉里开车，哈里拨弄着计算器。一小时后，哈里说：“你可知道我们钓的这条鱼几乎用掉我们2000美元?” 　　“哇!”拉里应答：“幸亏我们没有多钓到鱼。”

　　英语幽默故事带翻译三：

　　Letter of Recommendation When Peters learned that he was being fired, he went to see the head of human resources. "Since I've been with the firm for so long," he said, "I think I deserve at least a letter of recommendation." The human resources director agreed and said he'd have the letter the next day. The following morning, Peters found a letter on his desk. It read, "Jonathan Peters worked for our company for 11 years. When he left us, we were very satisfied."

　　彼得斯听说自己被解雇了，便去见人力资源部的头头。“既然我在公司干了这么久，”他说，“我想至少该给我一封推荐信。” 　　人力资源部主任同意了，并说他第二天就可拿到该信。第二天早上，彼得斯在他的桌子上看　 一封信，上面写道：“乔纳森•彼得斯在我们公司干了11年。当他离去的时候，我们很满意。”