幽默英语笑话大全

　　幽默大全一：

　　A brunette(深色的), a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store.The three women decide to hide in three potato sacks.The cop kicks the first bag, and the brunette says, "meow", the cop says, "oh, its only a cat".He kicks the second bag, and the redhead says, "woof, woof". The cop says, "its only a dog".He kicks the third bag, and the blonde says, "potato".

　　幽默英语笑话大全二：

　　Mr. Brown arrived for work an hour late. His clothes were torn and tattered. He was banged and bruised, and he had one arm in a sling. His boss was purple with rage."It's ten o'clock," screamed the boss, "you were supposed to be here at nine. What happened?""I'm sorry," explained Mr. Brown, "I fell out of ten-story window.""That took you a whole hour?"

　　幽默英语笑话大全三：

　　Absent-minded Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet!Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket?Absent-minded Professor: Yes, but I thought it was mine.

　　心不在焉的教授：天哪!有人偷了我的钱包!妻子：你难道没感觉到一只手伸进你的'口袋?心不在焉的教授：感觉到了，可我还以为那是我的手呢。