简单易懂的英文笑话

简单易懂的英文笑话

　　简单易懂的英文笑话一：

　　Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.

　　服务员，这个龙虾只有一只爪。I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.

　　对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。Well, bring me the winner then.

　　哦， 那给我那个打赢的吧。

　　简单易懂的英文笑话二：

　　An American stepped into a gun shop,"Give me the most powerful pistol."

　　"How many bullets do you need?"

　　The American walked to a telephone booth,"Hello. Is that the bank? How many people do you have,Please?"

　　一个美国人走进枪支商店:"给我拿一支威力最大的手枪."

　　"您需要多少发子弹?"

　　那个美国人走到公用电话间旁打电话:"喂,银行吗?请问你们有多少人?"

　　简单易懂的英文笑话三：

　　Boy:Honey,my love of you is beyond expression.

　　Girl:Then you can use money to express it.

　　小伙子:亲爱的,我对你的爱,简直无法用语言来表达.

　　姑娘:那你就用金钱来表达吧!