英语笑话20字

　　20字一：

　　A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read, "Here lies John Kelly, a lawyer and an honest man.""How about that!" he exclaimed. "They've got three people buried in one grave."

　　英语笑话20字二：

　　In a courtroom, the judge sentenced a criminal to thirty years in prison and the prisoner said, "But Sir, I won’t live that long!"So the judge replied, "Don't worry, just do what you can!"

　　英语笑话20字三：

　　A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain." "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back." "But, officer, I just wanted to say,..." "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."