小学一年级英语小笑话

　　笑话一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一种民间口头创作形式,在民间文化中以口口相传的形式传播。下面小编整理了小学一年级英语，欢迎阅读!

　　小学一年级英语小笑话篇一

　　saying a prayer for his christmas meal圣诞节晚宴上的'餐前祷告

　　lee, a seven-year-old boy, was asked to say thanks for the christmas dinner. the family members bowed their heads in expectation. lee began his prayer, thanking god for his mommy, daddy, brothers, sister, grandma, and all his aunts and uncles. then he began to thank god for the food.

　　有个小男孩叫lee, 今年七岁，圣诞节晚餐开桌前，家人让他做餐前祷告。家人都带着期待的申请低头看着他，lee开始做他得祷告，首先，他谢谢上帝赐予他爸爸妈妈，哥哥姐姐诶，奶奶还有他们家的所有叔叔婶婶。然后，他开始感谢上帝赐予他得圣诞节晚餐了。

　　he gave thanks for the turkey, the stuffing, the christmas pudding, even the cranberry sauce. then lee paused, and everyone waited ... and waited. after a long silence, the young fellow looked up at his mother and asked, "if i thank god for the brussels sprouts, won't he know that i'm lying?"

　　他感谢上帝赐予他火鸡，馅儿饼，圣诞布丁和红莓酱。然后lee停下来了 ，大家等啊等啊。。。。lee沉默了很长时间，然后抬起头看着他妈妈说：“妈妈，如果我感谢上帝赐予我甘蓝菜，他会知道我在撒谎吗?”

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　　小学一年级英语小笑话篇二

　　'Isn't the head teacher a bit of a twit?' said a boy to a girl.

　　一个小男孩跟小女孩说：“你有没有觉得班主任有点傻?”

　　'Well, do you know who I am?' inquired the girl.

　　小女孩回答到：“啊哈，你知道我是谁吗?”

　　'No.' replied the boy.

　　小男孩回答道：“不知道。”

　　'I'm the head teacher's daughter', replied the girl.

　　小女孩说：“我就是你口中所说的傻班主任的女儿。”

　　'And do you know who I am?' asked the boy.

　　小男孩(面不改色心里惊恐地)问：“那你知道我是谁吗?”

　　'No,' she uttered.

　　小女孩说：“不知道。”

　　'Thank goodness!' said the boy with a sigh of relief.

　　小男孩大大的松了口气，说道“真是谢天谢地啊。”