搞笑的英语小笑话
1. Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please? Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two! 汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗? 妈妈：当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧!
2. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" 小男孩问他的父亲：“爸爸，结婚要花多少钱?” His father replied, "I don't know, son, because I'm still paying for it now." 他的父亲回答说：“儿子，我不知道，因为我现在还在为它付账呢。”
3. “闺女，香蕉用英语怎么说? ”“banana!” “苹果呢?” “iPhone!” “那大苹果呢?” “iPad!”