Early Big Shopping
An offender was brought to trial before a judge. The judge asked him, "What is the crime you have committed?" The offender said, "I went shopping too early during the New Year." The judge said, "This is not a crime! Is there a mistake, perhaps? So how early did you go shopping?" He answered, "The shop was not yet open for business, and I was already inside." 有个犯人被带到法官面前审案，法官问他：“你犯了什么罪?” 犯人说：“因为我在新年时，太早去采购了。” 法官说：“这不是罪呀!可能是弄错吧?那你多早去采购呢?” 他说：“商店还没开门，我就已经进去了。” ps: 新做一个网站：名言佳句： https://quotes.go2live.cn/, 请君欣赏。