儿童英语笑话两则
1.健康状况优 The father was reading the school report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful(愤怒的) as he read, "English, poor. French, weak. mathematics, fair." and he gave a glance of disgust at the quakinglad(少年，小伙子). "Well, Dad." said the son, "It is not as good as it might be, but have you seen that?" And he pointed to the next line which read, "health, excellent." 父亲在看他那满怀希望的.儿子带回来的学校成绩单。他边看边露出愤怒的表情： “英语，差;法语，差;数学，中。”他厌恶地瞥了在发抖的儿子一眼。 “爸爸，”儿子说，“可能成绩不够理想。但您看到那一项了吗?”他指了指下一行：“健康状况，优。”
2.发现万有引力 The teacher was vividly describing the discovery of the law of gravitation. He tried to make the children impressed with its importance. He said, "Isaac Newton was sitting on the ground looking at the tree. An apple suddenly fell on his head. It led him discover gravitation." And he added, "Isn't that wonderful?" The "smart boy" in the class replied in a high voice: "Yes, teacher, and he was very fortunate. If looking at his books, he wouldn't have discovered anything." 教师很生动地描述万有引力定律的发现，他想让学生对它的重要性留下深刻的印象。 他说：“艾萨克·牛顿坐在地上，望着那棵树。忽然又一个苹果掉下来落到他的头上。这就促使他发现了万有引力。”他还接着说：“这不是很奇妙吗?” 这时班上那个被叫做“精仔”的男孩尖着嗓子回答说：“是的，老师，而且还很幸运。如果他是坐在学校里看着书本，就什么也不会发现了。”