标识语英语笑话

　　

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1.Cocktail lounge, Norway:

　　LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

 

　　

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2.At a Budapest zoo:

　　PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE

　　GUARD ON DUTY

 

　　

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3.Doctors office, Rome:

　　LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.

 

　　

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4.Tourist agency, Czechoslovakia:

　　TAKE ONE OF OUR HORSE-DRIVEN CITY TOURS. WE GUARANTEE　NO MISCARRIAGES.

 

　　

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5.Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:

　　WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?

 

　　

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6.Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:

　　WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.

　　SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

 

　　

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7.Hotel, Acapulco:

　　THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE.

 

　　

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8.In a Nairobi restaurant:

　　CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.

 

　　

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9.On an Athi River highway:

　　TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.

 

　　10.On a poster at Kencom:

　　ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP.

 

　　11.A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer:

　　DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS.

 

　　12.In a Pumwani maternity ward:

　　NO CHILDREN ALLOWED.

 

　　13.In a cemetery:

　　PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.

 

　　14.Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:

　　GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.

 

　　15.Hotel elevator, Paris:

　　PLEASE LEAVE YOUR VALUES AT THE FRONT DESK.

 

　　16.Hotel, Yugoslavia:

　　THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

 

　　17.Hotel, Japan:

　　YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

 

　　18.An advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:

　　TEETH EXTRACTED BY THE LATEST METHODISTS.