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搞笑话剧剧本英语:西门吹雪与叶孤城
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2022-10-13 01:00:00

搞笑话剧剧本英语:西门吹雪与叶孤城

  话剧是一种语言艺术,英语话剧怎么写?以下是小编整理的.搞笑话剧剧本英语《西门吹雪与叶孤城》,欢迎阅读。

  演员表:西门吹雪、叶孤城、花满楼、king、路人、上官雪儿

  旁白

  道具:牛奶两袋,匕首一把,戒子一枚,纸屑若干。

  第一幕:决战紫荆城之颠

  旁白:A quiet village is covered with white snow .

  Birds are dancing in the cold .

  A man is walking along the street ,step by step .

  Wind is coming in silence.

  Another mysterious man approaches .

  Y与X相遇.

  X:oH ,I am sorry to knock you !

  Y:, Never mind baby.

  X:Excuse me, who are you on earth? Could you tell me your name?

  Y:,I won’t change my name! no matter what happens. I’m the most famous——-YeGucheng. Who are you?

  X:Iamximenchuixue.

  Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchui xue?the best MartialArts?

  X:Great, you know me !Today is your dead date!

  Y抱腿:Please, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me go!

  X:No, I must kill you !

  Y:I don’t want to be killed. There are a eighty-year-old mother and a three-year old son to be looked after by me!

  X:No way! Because we are fighting now ! you know ?

  Y突然站起冷冷的说:Don’t force me!

  X:Pardon!

  (Y拿出一袋牛奶)

  X抢过牛奶:milk, very good ! I like drinking it. How do you know that?

  Y:please drink it!

  X喝完牛奶:Thanks,

  Y:Do you still want to kill me ?

  X:Sure, must! Milk is milk.

  Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very good ! very good ! I hope you will not forget what you said!?

  X:I’m sure I won’t!

  Y:I must give you a lesson ! If I don’t beat you this time, you’ll never behave properly ! 3-2-1!

  X捂着肚子,蹲下(做痛苦状):Oach,Oach !

  Y大笑:HaHa……the milk is exceed the time limit

  (一人路过,x起身跑过去)

  X可怜状: excuse me! Help , help , Where is the washroom?please ,tell me .

  Y:Oh,I see ,go along this street and turn right when you see a corssing road!

  X:Thanks,byebye.

  Y:byebye (以胜利者的语气,转头,看见 花满楼)

  Y:Who are you?

  H:Hua—man—-lou! Have you seen ximenchuixue?

  Y:Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC” .

  H惊讶:Now you are the best in the world !

  Y:You are right !

  H:Teriffic ! you are the one my king looking for ! do you want join in us? If you follow my

  king,he will give what you want.

  Y:Yes,It’s very good.

  H:Ok, follow me, Let’s go to see my king!

  第二幕:无间道

  H:My dearest ! let me introduce yegucheng to you! (指Y) this is yegucheng.

  K:sit down pl第一文库网ese, yegucheng.

  Y:excuse me,I have a question.will you give me what I want just if I follow you?

  King:yes,I will.

  Y:That’s good. Can you give me a MM ?

  K:of couse.You are the one who has the similar taste with me! Hahaha……

  Y:of course.

  美女出场

  M:hello,帅锅..

  K: this is shangguanxueer.ok,now let’s have a ritual.

  H走到Y前,《婚礼进行曲》起,H神甫状:Yegucheng! Do you want to follow my king no matter

  what happens such as cold headache , poor ,rich?

  Y: Yes,I do.

  K: Huamanlou, come . put the ring on his finger!(音乐停)

  X唱着上:(看到戒指) this ring should be mine!

  K:But who are you ? why should it belong to you?

  Y急切: king! Dear king ! I must go now , my brother is looking for me.

  X冷酷:yegucheng! Come here ! I want to tell you something!

  Y抱X的腿:old brother ! Forgive me!

  X:Forgive you? Why ?

  Y: Once there was a chance before me , I lost it . If the god give me another chance, I’ll tell

  you “ I love you ” , If the remustbea limited period,I hope it is thousand year!

  X:You shall cheat me ! all you did are wrong ! how can you tell me the lady’s “WC”! Y:I like going lady’s WC .I……I……I think that you like what I like.(Y又拿出一袋牛奶)

  X:milk?I love you.

  K:Don’t say that “you love me”. I’ll kill you for you saying dirty word to me !

  X:What? (侧耳装着听不到) You—kill—-me?come, come…(X上去抓住K)

  K:Fuck you. I must kill you!

  X:How can you kill me? haha……

  Y:Let me have a try! 3-2-1(X捂着肚子,蹲下)

  M: oh,what happened?(看着X,做惊吓状)are you ok?(跑

  到西门吹雪身边)

  Y :do you want to go to wc?

  X:Yes,I……I…… do.

  Y:haha, the milk was added 三聚氰胺 beyond standards.

  M: you , stupid , bad behavior ! go away !

  K; why ? why do you help him ! who actually are you ?

  M: actually,I’m a spy sended by LuXiaofeng,and I fell in love with ximenchuixue. K惊讶: !you—you—You are X’lover?

  Y: do you know, you are the first person who cheated me ! I hate you .(轻声说)let me tell you,Xwill die.

  M扑倒在X的身边:X,do’t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope in the future and

  tomorrow is a good beginning !

  K:what a moving story ! I was impressed ! Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume !

  M: life is a progress ,and it is delight that it needn’t resume !

  (M忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏,K吓跑.音乐《再见,警察》起)

  Y痛苦状:I never anticipate you treat me by this ,why?tell me why?(Y死,音乐停)

  (X咳,H扑到身边,电影《我的父亲母亲》原声音乐起)

  M: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home together .

  X:go home ! ?

  M:Tomorrow is another day ! even you have the last second to live ,you should be alive ,not only for me , but for our love.

  X: promise me,you’ll get on well,and you’ll never let go.

  M I promise . I will never let go(X死) ,

  M: be alive !yeah , be alive ! be alive without ahendance !

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