最简单的英文笑话

　　最简单的英文笑话一：

　　One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"

　　Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?"

　　一天,夏娃问亚当:"你当真爱我吗?"

　　亚当无可奈何地回答:"我还有的选择吗?"

　　最简单的英文笑话二：

　　"Excuse me,but the seat you\'ve taken is mine."

　　"Yours?Can you prove it?"

　　"Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it."

　　"请原谅,你占了我的位置."

　　"你的位置?你能征明这点吗?"

　　"能,我在位置上放了杯冰激凌."

　　最简单的`英文笑话三：

　　Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the

　　paper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer

　　have drunk alcohol.

　　Husband:It\'s okey. To my investigation,all Thespeopleeat meals.

　　妻子:你看这张报纸,据统计,死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的.

　　丈夫:那有什么?据我调查,死予肝癌的人100%都吃饭的.