初中英语笑话短文

　　A Physics Examination

　　Once in a physics examination，Nick finished the first question very soon，while his classmates were thinking it hard.

　　The question was: when it thunders why do we see the lightning first，then hear the thunder rolls

　　Nick’s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

　　一次物理考试

　　在一次物理考试中当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。

　　这个问题是:为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声?

　　尼克的回答是:因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后。

　　Englishman

　　Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Englishman re-entered his room, but a few minutes later he came into the corridor again and once more asked the servant for a glass of water. The servant brought him another glass of water. Every few minutes the Englishmen would come out of his room and repeat his request. After a half-hour the astonished servant decided to ask the Englishman what he was doing with the water. "Nothing," the Englishman answered imperturbably, "It’s simply that my room is on fire."

　　一个英国人

　　一天晚上，一个英国人从他住的'旅店房间里走出来。来到走廊上，叫旅店的服务员给他拿一杯水来。服务员按他的要求做了。英国人回到了他的房间里，几分钟后 他又来到走廊上，让服务员再给他送一杯水。服务员又给他送了一杯水。每隔几分钟。英国人就走出房间重复他的要求。 半小时之后.这位感到惊讶的服务员决定问问房客要这些水干什么，英国人不谎不忙地回答：”没什么.只不过是我的房间里起火了。“

　　The New Teacher

　　George comes from school on the first of September.

　　"George, how did you like your new teacher?”asked his mother.

　　“I don’t like her, mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.”

　　新老师

　　9月1号，乔治放学回到家里。

　　“乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗?”妈妈问。

　　“妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6，可后来又说2加4也得

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