我与老师的小小故事Teacher: Where does God live?老师：上帝住哪儿？ Student: I think he lives in our bathroom.学生：我想他应该住我家浴室。 Teacher: Why do you say that?老师：为什么这么说？ Student: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, "God, are you still in there?"学生：因为每天早上我爸都猛敲浴室的大门喊：“上帝啊，你怎么还在里面？”Teacher: How can you tell a hawk has good eyesight?老师：为什么说鹰的视力很好？ Student: Because I have never seen a hawk wearing spectacles.学生：因为我从没见过哪只鹰戴眼镜。Teacher: Tom and John! Why are you late for school today?老师：汤姆！约翰！你俩今天为什么迟到了！ Tom: Madam, I lost a one-dollar coin and was searching for it.汤姆：老师，我一直在找我丢失的一美元硬币。 Teachear: John, what about you?老师：那么你呢，约翰？ John: Madam, I was not able to move beacause I was hiding that coin under my feet.约翰：老师，我不能动啊，我把他的硬币藏脚底下了。Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?老师：你父亲有没有帮着你做作业？Student: No, he did it all by himself.学生：没有，他是独立完成的。Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?老师：西印度群岛有哪些产物？Student: I don't know.学生：我不晓得。Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?老师：怎么会不知道，你每天吃的糖哪儿来的？Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.学生：邻居家借的。Teacher: This is the fifth time this week that I have had punished you. What do you want to say?老师：这已经是我本周第五次罚你了。想说点什么？Student: Thank god Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir!学生：还好礼拜六礼拜天不上课啊老师！动图Teacher: Jimmy, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?老师：吉米，你那篇关于“我的小狗”的文章和你哥哥写的一模一样。你是不是抄你哥的？ Jimmy: No, teacher, it's the same dog!吉米：老师，我没抄袭。文章一样是因为我们写的是同一条狗啊！Tom: Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.汤姆：好消息，老师说今天不管下雨还是天晴我们都要考试。 John: So what's great about that?约翰：那有什么好高兴的？ Tom: It's snowing outside!汤姆：因为现在外面在下雪！喜欢本文的亲们，请在页尾点哦~