非常简单的英语短笑话
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非常简单的英语短笑话【
Leading questions 诱导性的提问 Teacher:Billy, What does C-A-T Spell? 老师：比利，C-A-T拼出来是什么词? Billy：Don't know,sir. 比利：不知道，先生。 Teacher:What does your mother keep to catch mice? 老师：你妈妈用什么逮老鼠? Billy：Atrap,sir. 比利：捕鼠夹，先生。 Teacher: No. What animal is fond of milk? 老师：不对，不对。什么动物非常喜欢喝牛奶? Billy：The baby,sir. 比利：婴儿，先生。 Teacher: You stupid! What was it that scratched your sister's face? 老师：你真笨!是什么东西抓破了你妹妹的脸? Billy：My nails,sir, 比利：我的指甲，先生。 Teacher: You're putting me out of patiencel Do you see that animal in the yard? then tell me,what does C-A-T spell? 老师：你真叫我生气!你看院予里是什么动物7告诉我，C-A-T 拼出来是什么字? Bilty：Kitton，sir. 比利：Kitten(小猫)，先生。非常简单的英语短笑话【
The warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates because every weekend on Visitor’s Day, most of the prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor George always sat alone in his cell. So one Visitor’s Day, the warden called George to his office and said, "I notice you’ve never had any visitors, George." Sympathetic, he put his hand on George’s shoulder. "Tell me, don’t you have any friends or family?" George replied, "Oh, sure I do, Warden. It’s just that they’re all in here!" 典狱长对狱中一位囚犯深感同情，因为每逢周末的探访日，大多数囚犯都有家人或朋友来访，但是可怜的乔治总是孤伶伶地坐在自己的囚室中。 因此在一个探访日，典狱长把乔治叫到办公室说：“乔治，我注意到从来没有人来探望过你。”他满怀同情地把手放在乔治的肩膀上：“告诉我，你没有任何朋友或家人吗?” 乔治回答：“喔!当然有，典狱长，只不过他们全都在这里面!”非常简单的英语短笑话【
Once a simpleton’s wife told him to buy some ice. Two hours later, he didn’t come back. She wanted to know why he didn’t come back and went out to have a look. She saw he was standing in the sun at the gate and watching the ice melting. “What’s the matter?” She asked him. “Why don’t you bring it in?” “I saw the ice was wet and I was afraid that you would scold me so I’m running it dry.” The simpleton answered. 从前有一个笨人的妻子让她的丈夫买几块冰。 两个小时后，他还没回来。 她想知道他为什么没回来，就出去看了看，发现她的丈夫在门口站着，在太阳下晒冰，看着冰融化。 她问他：“怎么啦?你为什么不把它拿进来?”类似笑话
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