首页 > > 话英文笑话
话英文笑话
笑话 英语笑话

2022-10-05 01:00:00

一句话英文笑话精选

  我还以为那是我的手

  Absent-minded Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket? Absent-minded Professor: Yes, but I thought it was mine. 教授:天哪!有人偷了我的钱包! 妻子:你难道没感觉到一只手伸进你的口袋? 教授:感觉到了,可我还以为那是我的手呢?

  他死了

  If you refuse to marry me, he swore, I shall die. She refused him. Sixty years later, he died. 如果你不答应嫁给我,他发誓,我就要去死。六十年后,他死了。

  帮我爸爸做我的.家庭作业

  Jimmy: Hey, Amy, aren't you coming out to play? Amy: No, I have to stay in and help my father with my homework. 基米:嘿,艾米,你不出来玩吗?艾米:不了,我必须留在家里,帮我爸爸做我的家庭作业。

  我不敢想象

  Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from." 客人:“为什么你的狗狗坐在那儿老是看着我吃东西呢?”旅馆主人:“我不敢想象,除非是因为你拿了它经常用来吃东西的盘子了。”

  我不能说是哪一年

  Palmist: The life line in your hand tells that you will die in a year. Customer: Good gracious! In a year? Palmist: Yes, but I can't say in which.手相大师:你手上的生命线显示出你还有一年将会死去。顾客:天哪,一年后?手相大师:是的,可是我不能说是哪一年。

  给我那个打赢的

  Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. -- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. -- Well, bring me the winner then.服务员,这个龙虾只有一只爪。对不起,先生,这只肯定打过架了。哦,那给我那个打赢的吧。

上一条 下一条
类似笑话
热门笑话
其他人在看