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我要做的一切就是付钱!All I do is pay "My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war, and my daughter is foreign secretary." "Sounds interesting, " his colleague replied. "And what is your position?" "I’m the people. All I do is pay." 布朗先生告诉同事说:“我的家简直就象一个国家一样。我妻子 是财政部长。我岳母是作战部长,我女儿是外交秘书。” “听上去挺有意思的,”他的同事说,“那你的职务是什么呢?” “我就是老百姓。我要做的一切就是付钱。” 喂狗 For the Dog The family seated in a restaurant had finished their dinner when Father Called over the waiter. "My son has left quite a lot of meat on his plate," explained Father, "Could you give me a bag so that I can take it home for the dog?" "Gosh, Dad!" exclaimed the excited boy. "Have we got a dog then?" 一家人在饭馆里吃过晚饭,父亲把服务生叫了过来。 ”先生,什么事?“服务生问。 ”我儿子的盘子里剩下许多肉,“父亲说,”能给我们一个袋子吗?我把剩下的东西带回去喂狗。“ ”啊呀,爸爸!“儿子激动地叫喊着。”咱家养狗了吗?“ 脑移植 A Brain Transplant The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant. "You have your choice of two brains," he told the patient, "For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician." The patient was amazed at the huge difference in price. "Is the brain of a politician that much better?" he asked. The Brain Surgeon replied, "No, it’s not better, just unused." 一个外科医生正要作一个脑移植手术。 “你可以从两个脑子中选一个给你。”医生告诉病人,“一个学家的大脑1000美元,一个政治家的大脑10000美元。 病人很惊讶二者之间这样大的'差别,“政治家的大脑好一些吗?”他问。 医生说:“不是好一些,只是没有用过。” 不是我的错 It's not my fault Mother (reprimanding训斥,谴责 her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail. Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling. 不是我的错 妈妈(正教训她的女儿):你不该拽猫的尾巴。 女儿:妈,我只是握着猫尾巴,它自己在拽。 父亲在哪? Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. "Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!" "Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?" The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures." 兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。 “看,”哥哥说,“这些画多漂亮呀!” “是啊,”弟弟说道,“可是在所有这些画中,只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢?” 哥哥想了一会儿,然后解释道:“很明显,他当时正在画这些画呗。” 两块蛋糕 Two Pieces of Cake Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please? Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!类似笑话
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