3个英语笑话博你一笑

　　Two Pieces of Cake 两块蛋糕

　　Two Pieces of Cake

　　Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?

　　Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!

　　两块蛋糕

　　汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗?

　　妈妈：当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧!

　　再喂他几枚五分镍币 Keep feeding him nickels

　　A mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it. She immediately picked hime up, turned him upside down and hit him on the back, whereupon he coughed up two dimes. Frantically(疯狂似地) , she called to the father outside.

　　"Your son just swallowed a nickel and coughed up two dimes! What shall I do?"

　　Yelled back the father, "Keep feeding him nickels!"

　　母亲见三岁的儿子将一枚五分镍币放进嘴里吞了下去，她立刻将他抱起，头朝下不停地拍打他的后背，他咳出了两枚一角的硬币，她发狂似的朝正在外面的`孩子父亲喊道：

　　“你儿子刚才吞下了一枚五分镍币，可咳出两枚一角的硬币!我该怎么办呢?“

　　孩子他爸大声回答道：“再喂他几枚五分镍币!”

　　看情况 It depends

　　Traveler: Can I catch the three o'clock train to Toronto?

　　Ticket agent: That depends on how fast you can run. It left fifteen minutes ago.

　　旅行者：我还能赶上3点钟那班到多伦多的火车吗?

　　售票员：那得看你跑得有多快。火车15分钟前开出。