英语笑话的在整理：Visual Training

　　recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field.The party was so faraway that the men appeared as mere dots， but unhesitatinglythe recruit replied：

　　“Sixteen men and a sergeant，sir.”

　　“Right；but how do you know there's a sergeant there？”

　　“He's not doing any digging， sir.”

　　视力训练

　　班里正在进行“视力训练”。一个聪明伶俐的新兵被班长叫出来数远处旷野上采掘队的人数。采掘队在很远的地方，那些人看起来只是一些小点儿。但是这个新兵毫不犹豫地回答。

　　“十六个兵外加一个中士，长官。”

　　“正确，可是你怎么知道那儿有一个中士？”

　　今日作业：

　　Workman：“Mr.Brown，I should like to ask for a smallrise in my wages. I have just been married.”

　　Employer：“Very sorry，my dear man， but I can't helpyou. For accidents which happen to our workmen outside thefactory we are not responsible.”