搞笑的师生对话（英语带翻译版）

　　Three days to live 只能再活三天

　　One day, a professor asked his students: "If you have only three days to live in this world, what will you do?"

　　Student A: I want to stay with my girl friend.

　　Student B: I want to go back to see my parents.

　　Student C: I will try my best to eat some delicious food..

　　Student D: Professor, I want to attend you lecture.

　　Hearing this, the professor was no moved. He thought that anyhow there was still a student who wanted to attend his lecture. Just at this moment, he wanted very much to know why the student liked his lecture. So the professor asked: "Can I know the reason?"

　　"Because when we are in your class, we feel that one day seems a year." Answered student D.

 

　　某日，一位教授问学生：“假如你们只剩下三天时间可以活在这个世界上的话，你们将会做些什么?”

　　学生A：我要和我的女朋友待在一起。

　　学生B：我要回家看父母。

　　学生C：我要使劲吃好些东西。

　　学生D:教授，我想听你讲课。

　　听到这里教授非常感动。心想，总算有学生愿意听自己的课。此时，英语小故事他很想知道学生喜欢他讲课的'原因。于是，教授问道：“我能知道原因吗?”

　　“因为我们听教授的课有种度日如年的感觉。”学生D回答。