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YJBYS小编收集整理了每天一句爆笑,希望你能喜欢,更多笑话请关注应届毕业生网冷笑话、爆笑笑话,,栏目! suite 套房 eg1: The hotel serves single room, double room and suite. 该酒店有单间、双人间和套房。 eg2: I'd like to reserve a presidential suite. 我要预订一间总统套房。 【Daily Sentence 每日一句】 The delegates need three single rooms and one suite, full board, for five nights. 代表们需要三间单人房和一间套房,包三餐,住五晚。 【Daily Question 每日一问】 ●Yesterday I asked how to say "办理入住手续" in English? Now I announce the answer: 现在公布答案:check in. Today the question is, how to say "办理退房手续" in English? The answer will released tomorrow.答案明天揭晓。 【Daily Food 每日美食】 hot pot 火锅 【Daily Joke 每日一笑】 A man died and went to heaven. An angel met him at the Gates of Heaven and said, 'Before you meet with God, I thought I should tell you - we've examined your whole life, and you really didn't do anything particularly good or bad. We're not sure whether we can admit you into heaven or not. Can you tell us anything exceptional you did that can help us make a decision?' The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, 'Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a woman who was being harassed by a group of goons. So I pulled over, got out my tire iron, and went up to the leader of the gang. He was a big, muscular, hairy guy with tattoos all over his body and a ring pierced through his nose. Well, I tore the nose ring out of his nose, and told him that he and his gang had better stop bothering the woman or they would have to deal with me!' 'I'm impressed,' The angel responded, 'When did this happen?' The man replied, 'About two minutes ago'. 一个人死后去了天堂。一位天使在天堂之门拦住他,说道:“在你与神见面之前,我想我应该告诉你 --- 我们已经仔细了解了你的一生,你真的没有做过特别好的或特别坏的.事情。我们不知道我们是否可以允许你进入天堂。你能告诉我们一些你做过的非同寻常的事情吗,这样可以帮助我们做出决定?新到的灵魂想了一会儿,回答道:“是啊,有次我开着车,路上碰到一位妇女被一群恶棍骚扰。所以,我就将车停在路边,拿出我的千斤顶,直接奔向该团伙的领导者。他是一位高大、壮实、身上长满毛发、纹身遍布全身的家伙,还戴了鼻环。我直接将他的鼻环从他的鼻子上撕掉,并告诉他,他和他的团伙最好别烦这位妇女,否则他们过不了我这关!“非常棒!”天使回答说:“这事何时发生的?”那人回答说,“大约两分钟前”。 【Listen Now 非听不可】 I believe that you have heard the following popular song --- Try Everything.Let's enjoy it again and learn the lyrics together:类似笑话
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