英文笑话大全 爆笑

　　英文笑话大全 爆笑一：

　　Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party.Mary: Why was that?Mike: She wasn't wearing one.

　　麦克：一次舞会上，当大家要求我姑姑拿掉她的面具时，她非常尴尬。玛丽：为什么会那样呢?麦克：她根本就没有带面具。

　　英文笑话大全 爆笑二：

　　At a court the judge is interrogating amugger(行凶抢劫者) but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English. Don't you speak English at all? the judge asks. Only a few words, replies the mugger.What words do you know?Your purse or your life!

　　法庭上法官正审问一个抢劫犯，由于该犯是一个不会说英语的外国人，审问很困难。你一点英语都不会说吗?法官问。我只会说几个词，抢劫犯回答。你会说哪几个词?你是要钱还是要命!

　　英文笑话大全 爆笑三：

　　A doctor came into the hospital ward and said to Mr. Johnson, "I have some good news and some bad news for you."Then Mr. Johnson said, "Please, give me the good news first."So the doctor said, "The doctors here are going to name an incurable disease after you."